I Am The Very Model of a Modern Riceball​-​General

I Am The Very Model of a Modern Riceball​-​General is the fifth track on Mild Sauce's fifth album, The End of Gruccigelion.

Description
Next on the list of WILD STARS to save was Hanayo Koizumi. As Nico and Maki arrived in the forest where she was said to be, they saw someone entirely different. She spoke, "Somebody, help me! Bet that's what you expected, huh?" Her voice sounded identical to Hanayo's. From behind her came a man with a flamboyant mustache, who quickly hid the dictionary he was holding behind his back. Mysteriously, a ghost bearing striking resemblance to David Bowie was there. (he would vanish after the fight, likely to be seen again as he often was) "Well, you two are sorely mistaken."

Neliel Tojo and her forces closed in on Nico and Maki, including Spring-Heeled Jack, who descended from the canopy and sliced at the duo's throats with his claws. The Major-General marched towards them, acting as though he had done anything in the fight other than talk incredibly fast. Neliel began, "Time marches on, my fr-" and was cut off by Gordon Freeman's crowbar smacking Jack in the back of the head. His death led to complete chaos in the enemy ranks. The man playing the role of Major-General Stanley fell out of his role and ran away, Bowie's ghost dissipated, but most importantly, Neliel Tojo began to transform back into Hanayo Koizumi. Gordon walked calmly towards Nico and Maki, with Eli, Nozomi, and Majima in tow. The Reformed WILD STARS were formed shortly thereafter.

Samples Used
Hanayo Koizumi - Kodoku no Kairou

Gilbert and Sullivan - The Modern Major-General's Song

David Bowie - Starman

Lemon Demon - Spring-Heeled Jack

Ross Scott - The Modern Physics-Major's Song