The Cult of My Trains

The Cult of My Trains is the tenth and final track on Mild Sauce's second album, Mashed​-​Up with Mild Sauce.

Description
The Cult of Dionysus disbanded long ago, save for a few pockets still left in the world. One such pocket began constructing a rail line to the others, but not just any rail line: a model rail line.

Lyrics
Yesterday I heard you say

Your lust for life has gone away

It got me thinking, I think I feel a similar way

And that's sad, that's sad, that's sad

(I'll turn up the heat if it's too much)

I'll turn on the light bulb on the wire

Turn on the dehumidifier

I'm serious when I flick this next switch

Look you in the eye, and I say "check this"

My trains (I'm feeling devious)

My trains (You're looking glamorous)

Let's get mischievous

And polyamorous

My trains (Wine and women and)

My trains (Wonderful vices)

Welcome to the Cult of

My Trains

We could take a holiday in the month of May

Run free and play in fields of flowers

Pass the hours making love is how we'll pray

Or start a secret society for the Model Railroad Club

Our ideology is "You can lay track on his ass with a styrafoam bat

never enough"

We are the light, we are the life

We are the punk ass choo choo crew

My trains (I'm feeling devious)

My trains (You're looking glamorous)

My trains (Let's get mischievous)

My trains (And polyamorous)

My trains (Wine and women and)

My trains (Wonderful vices)

Welcome to the Cult of

My Trains

I lie here every night

I feel like if I focus

And think of getting smaller

I'll gradually get smaller

And if I get small enough

My trains will seem much bigger

And I'll be the conductor

The tiniest conductor

Oh, then whatchu gonna do?

Then whatchu gonna do?

Whatchu gonna do then, huh?

Whatchu gonna do?

Whatchu gonna do?

Whatchu gonna do when I'm fucking small

Like one inch tall

You won't see me coming at all

When I crawl into your ear late at night

Yeah, you heard me right motherfucker, sleep tight

And you think I'm just another bad dream

But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream

Little hands hold an artery shut

Yeah, that's right motherfucker, then what?

Run, run, run away

Just take my hand and we'll abandon this world

We'll wash those tears away

You're young and beautiful, and I'll love you always

My trains (We got no time for pain)

When it's just you and me in ecstasy, hey

My trains (So let's spread the word across the land)

Yeah, one by one, baby, hand in hand

My trains (I'm feeling devious)

My trains (You're looking glamorous)

I've got small ones (Let's get mischievous)

tiny little trains

I come down here just to get away (And polyamorous)

My trains (Wine and women and)

My trains (Wonderful vices)

They're like magic (Welcome to the Cult of)

Magic trains

I wish these trains could take me away (Dionysus)

I'm feeling devious

You're looking glamorous (Run, run, run away)

Let's get mischievous

And polyamorous

Wine and women and wonderful vices

Welcome to the cult of my trains

(chugga chugga woo-woo)

My trains

(chugga chugga woo-woo)

My trains

(chugga chugga woo-woo)

My trains

(chugga chugga woo-woo)

My trains

Samples Used
Lemon Demon - My Trains

The Orion Experience - The Cult of Dionysus

Trivia

 * This is the only mashup to have lyrics fully typed out.